Scorpio Daily Horoscope. It’s a compendium of insights into how the human brain works. Recently someone reported that the odds of you being abducted by a spookily appealing X-factor while on your honeymoon was five times as likely as if you were being kidnapped by an X-factor. You’re not scared of that possibility, Scorpio, and are thus likely to attract more woo than usual. APRIL FOOL! The information I just provided is only a hypothesis, not a fact. I will now update your horoscope with the data coming to bear on your choice in the coming week.