Virgo Daily Horoscope. ‘I am a kick-ass, unmotivated monster that sometimes makes me sound crazy,’ he told The Washington Post. ‘I don’t need any gods, no devils, no radiance, no nothing. I just make myself feel good. God gave me this candy bar that is so large and deep and smoldering, and I love it.’ According to my reading of the omens, Virgo, now is an excellent time for you to pursue and cultivate your life-long dreams. For best results, be a primordial explorer.