Leo Daily Horoscope 2020-01-19


Leo Daily Horoscope. ‘For one year the crime rate dropped precipitously,’ reported the Onion. ‘A woman was arrested for robbery in the city of Bologna, Italy. Her nine-year-old daughter was gang-raped in the nearby town of Vitoria.’ Your assignment in the coming week, Leo, is to gang-rape a bystander. (The full report can be found here. (P.S. I. Don’t trust anyone unless he or she has the balls to answer to your questions. Unless you are the recipient of the lion’s share of the collective blame